‘Eat Me - Cat Portrait’ Art Print by Vertigo Artography.
Eat Me is a gloriously deadpan, wickedly suggestive and visually irresistible surreal art print that collides three entirely distinct cultural universes, the vintage 1920s pin up, the imperious internet cat and the bold graphic language of Dadaist text art into a single image of such perfect, straight faced absurdity that it becomes impossible to look away and impossible not to laugh. A woman's body, arms raised languidly behind her head in the classic burlesque pose, dressed in a sheer draped Grecian negligee with pearl necklace and bracelets, every inch the vintage pin up, with a large, photorealistic tabby cat head in place of her own, staring directly at the viewer with the absolute, unblinking imperious indifference that only cats can achieve. Across her body in bold white block capitals: EAT ME.
Vintage. Feline. Completely unbothered.
The genius of this piece is the cat's expression, not playful, not cute, not performing for anyone, just the pure, ancient, magnificent indifference of a cat who has decided what she wants and has communicated it clearly and expects no further discussion. The monochrome palette and vintage photographic grain, scratched, aged, beautifully worn give the composition the quality of a 1920s pulp magazine cover or a Weimar era cabaret poster, while the bold typography and cat head collage place it firmly in the tradition of Dada, pop art and the very best of contemporary internet culture. As demand grows for cat wall art, funny art prints, vintage pin up art and bold statement home decor, Eat Me delivers something genuinely rare, an artwork that is simultaneously a 1920s pin up, a conceptual art piece and the best meme you've ever put on your wall.
Perfect for living rooms, bedrooms, home bars, creative studios, eclectic kitchens, cat lover spaces and bold gallery walls, Eat Me resonates with buyers searching cat art print, funny cat wall art, vintage cat art, bold typography art, quirky cat decor and surreal animal art. It aligns with the continued rise of maximalist eclectic interiors, dark humour home decor and personality led spaces that celebrate the cats, the absurdity and the gloriously unapologetic - the kind of piece that tells every guest in the room exactly what kind of person lives here.
Specifications
• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.
• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.
• Print has a white border around the image.
• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.
• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.
• Art print does not include frame.
• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.
Packaging
When you purchase any of our original artworks you can be assured that all packaging is either recyclable or biodegradable using the most ethical means in line with our commitment to 100% carbon neutral sustainability.
All A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
All A2/A1/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
Shipping Delivery Timeframes
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