‘Oral floral' Art Print by Vertigo Artography.
Oral Floral is a gloriously surreal, warmly funny and quietly poetic art print that takes the single most universally dreaded appointment in human experience, the dentist's chair and replaces every source of anxiety with something so unexpectedly beautiful that the fear simply dissolves. A young woman reclines in the dental chair, bib in place, eyes wide open in an expression of wide eyed, trance like wonder, not dread, not pain, not the white knuckled grip of the armrest that every child and most adults know intimately, but the serene, blissful surrender of someone receiving the most unexpectedly pleasant treatment of their life. Because instead of drills and fillings, the dentist's instruments, held with the same clinical precision, the same professional care are placing a beautiful spring bouquet directly into her open mouth. Yellow daffodils. Red tulips. Purple lavender. White blooms. A full garden, professionally installed.
Calm. Floral. Completely painless.
This piece is the complete inversion of dental anxiety, every element of the feared experience transformed into its opposite with the logic of a dream and the execution of a master. The warm 1970s colour palette, slightly faded, slightly saturated, with the quality of a vintage medical photograph or a health magazine from the era when everything looked simultaneously wholesome and slightly surreal — gives the composition an extraordinary authenticity that makes the central absurdity land all the harder. The patient's eyes, wide, dark pupilled, doll-like speak of complete surrender to an experience that has turned out to be nothing like expected and considerably better. As demand grows for dental office wall art, funny medical art, quirky waiting room decor and bold surreal art prints, Oral Floral delivers something genuinely rare, an artwork that is simultaneously a visual joke, a meditation on fear and beauty, and the most original piece of dental surgery art ever committed to paper.
Perfect for dental surgeries, medical waiting rooms, GP offices, pharmacies, health and wellness spaces, eclectic living rooms, creative studios and curated gallery walls, Oral Floral resonates with buyers searching dental office art, funny medical wall art, quirky waiting room art, floral surreal art, vintage medical art and dark humour art print. It aligns with the continued rise of personality led professional spaces, bold statement waiting room decor and art that transforms anxiety into delight - the kind of piece that makes every patient in the waiting room forget, just for a moment, exactly why they're there.
Specifications
• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.
• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.
• Print has a white border around the image.
• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.
• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.
• Art print does not include frame.
• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.
Packaging
When you purchase any of our original artworks you can be assured that all packaging is either recyclable or biodegradable using the most ethical means in line with our commitment to 100% carbon neutral sustainability.
All A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
All A2/A1/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
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