‘F U Bouquet’ Art Print by Vertigo Artography
Say it with flowers. Say it properly.
Someone has arranged these with care. The gold cylinder vase is elegant. The ferns are lush and well placed. The composition follows the classical rules of ikebana, height, balance, negative space, the careful distribution of stems at varying angles to create movement and visual interest. Whoever did this knows their way around a floral arrangement.
The flowers, however, have opinions.
Each bloom, where a rose or a lily or a chrysanthemum might reasonably be expected, is instead a hand. Manicured. Red nails. Giving the middle finger with the serene, unhurried confidence of something that has been waiting a very long time to say this and is finally, botanically, saying it. There are seven of them. They are unanimous. The arrangement is, in every technical sense, perfect.
F U Bouquet is the art print for every situation that calls for flowers but deserves something more specific. The breakup that needed a statement. The divorce that deserved a centrepiece. The toxic workplace that required something for the wall of the office you're leaving. The ex who sent roses and probably shouldn't have. The Monday that needed to know exactly where it stood.
It is also, genuinely, a beautiful piece of botanical art. The composition is considered. The palette, cream, blush, forest green, gold, is sophisticated. Hung in a hallway or above a console table, it reads as elegant from a distance and devastating up close, which is, frankly, the ideal quality in both art and people.
This is the gift that does the talking. The housewarming present for the friend who just got out of something. The birthday gift for the person who has everything and a few strong feelings. The florist's wall art that finally tells the truth about the industry. Funny, sharp, beautifully made, and absolutely, botanically, unmistakable.
Specifications
• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.
• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.
• Print has a white border around the image.
• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.
• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.
• Art print does not include frame.
• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.
Packaging
When you purchase any of our original artworks you can be assured that all packaging is either recyclable or biodegradable using the most ethical means in line with our commitment to 100% carbon neutral sustainability.
All A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
All A2/A1/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
Shipping Delivery Timeframes
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