‘Eqwine Ride’ Art Print by Vertigo Artography
Saddle up, sip up and laugh out loud with Eqwine Ride, a quirky, conversation starting surreal art print that blends equestrian flair with wine culture and loyal dog energy.
A practical guide in three parts.
Fig. 1: Approach the wine bottle with the full composure of someone who has done this before. It is a large, dark bottle with a red label, resting horizontally against a brick wall beside a teal-painted door. You are dressed correctly, riding jacket, jodhpurs, black riding boots. Your beagle is watching from the left with the patient authority of a hound who has seen everything and judges nothing. Proceed.
Fig. 2: Mount. Swing your leg over with the technique your instructor would recognise. Sit astride the bottle as you would a horse. You are in full equestrian attire. The beagle continues to observe. You are doing this properly.
Fig. 3: Ride. Lean forward. The beagle has now fallen into step alongside you, trotting with the easy confidence of a dog who knows his role. You are riding a wine bottle in traditional riding dress. You look completely correct.
Eqwine Ride is a vintage instructional diagram presented across three labelled panels on a cream background with the deadpan authority of a riding manual. It applies the full ceremony of English equestrian tradition, the attire, the technique, the faithful hound,to the art of wine bottle riding. The pun, Eqwine, Equine is the entry point. The beagle is the detail that makes it perfect.
This is the art print for wine lovers who ride, riders who drink and anyone who has ever been to a country show and thought the walls at home needed improving. For winery tasting rooms, country house kitchens, equestrian club bars and the kind of home where the bookshelves have a copy of Jilly Cooper and a very good Bordeaux. For the horse and hound crowd who understand that the best art takes itself seriously enough to be genuinely funny.
The beagle approves. The wine is excellent. The form is impeccable.
Specifications
• All art prints are gallery quality Giclée printed.
• Printed on 200gsm archival matt paper using the finest archival inks.
• Print has a white border around the image.
• Print is titled at the base of the image with signature.
• Sizes specified are inclusive of the overall paper dimensions, including the white border.
• Art print does not include frame.
• Due to different screen configurations, the colour of the purchased print may slightly vary to what you see on your computer.
Packaging
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All A3 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing envelope or tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
All A2/A1/A0 (equivalent variants) art prints are shipped in a firm recyclable cardboard mailing tube and marked - DO NOT BEND.
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